Sunday,
October 2, 2011
The most interesting part of the daily grind of a 9 to 5
is the commute. There are some
interesting sights in the city:
the man urinating into a bucket in the middle of the subway platform or
the guy on the bus who smelled like he had been on the bus for a year. A walk through the kids at the
Minnesota Ave. metro station will almost certainly give you some insight into
which 12-year old girl is “f*%$ing who and whose a$$ is gonna get beat later
because of it. These are the types of commuter stories that usually make their
way onto my Facebook page. But
it’s been a while. So I thought
I’d share my most recent tale.
Last week I’m on the Orange line in a car with just one
other passenger. At the next stop,
a woman boards the train and sits in the side seat reserved for the
elderly. I’m sitting in the first
forward seat to her left. This
woman, a white woman, not unattractive, late 40’s... maybe 50, weathered skin,
t-shirt, hiking pants, ball cap, and a large backpack looks at me and asks, “Do
you mind if I sit on the other side of you?” This is an unusual request for anyone on an empty subway
car. “Tell you what, I’ll switch
with you,” I tell the woman. I’ve
only got a couple more stops to go, but I’m not ready to relinquish my subway
seat independence just yet. So she
explains why she hates the side seats and we go on to discuss the differences
between the subway systems and their riders in New York and D.C. And here’s where the fun begins. The woman’s voice now drops to a
whisper and she proceeds to lean in and say the following: “You know, there are a lot of white
people that ride the Orange line... and I’ve noticed (looking left and right
suspiciously)... that the white people don’t like to sit beside the black
people.” “Really?” I tried to look
shocked by her observation, but I couldn’t. I leaned towards her, looked around the car which now had
about 8 riders on it and said, “I’m not really surprised. I ride a commuter bus filled with white
people from Annapolis everyday... and on that bus, I’m that guy... the guy that
nobody sits beside.” Her eyes got
sad as if her heart had been broken.
Remember how white people looked in ‘77 after Roots aired? Well that was the look. “Have a nice day,” I said with a smile
as we arrived at Metro Center.
Fast forward two days later. I’m sitting on the commuter bus near the back. The bus is starting to fill up and a
white woman, maybe 30, starts walking towards the back. This woman, an attractive woman with
curly brown hair, a form-fitting dress and a build like a brick outhouse, says
good morning and sits down beside me.
This never happens and those who do sit never speak. I give her the courtesy good morning
greeting, then put my headphones on and start listening to my iPod. Within minutes, the brown bombshell is
asleep... very asleep... so much so that she sways with every turn of the
bus. She’s kept upright only by
the armrest on her left and me on her right. She’s comfortable.
Her shoulder against mine, her legs kept closed only by her tight dress,
which was now 5 inches or so above her knees. The bus turns left and the woman’s head swivels right so
that she’s now facing me... her head almost on my shoulder, her face just
inches from mine. And she stays
this way for several minutes at least two or three times during our morning
commute.
I’m embarrassed for this lady, who looks so
vulnerable. What would the woman
on the subway say about this?
Imagine this lady’s shock and embarrassment if she wakes up nose to nose
with me, a total stranger. Like a
felon with malice aforethought, I had to make this look like an accident. So I closed my eyes and pretended to
sleep too. But I couldn’t rest
easily. To Kill a Mockingbird comes to mind... but I digress.
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